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 29.12.2014
I decided to surprise my husband. While he was washing, she grabbed her trousers with a striped foul tail, cat ears on her head, and seductively lay in bed above the blanket, taking the pose of a playful cat.
She woke up from the fact that the naked playful cat was wrapped in a blanket, scratched behind her ear and said, "Sleep, bleach!"
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