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 05.01.2015
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The husband told - a guy from his work met with a girl botanic, she was all on "you" to him. And behold, he gave her a sexi, the evening, they were alone in the room, he brought wine, candy, she was still on the "you"- "sitting", "sitting", all things. Here it came to the most important thing, so, he says, when I heard "introduce", the most important thing never happened.)"
I remembered the famous "Here I have a friend/known and he... ". Maybe it was not my friend at all. and ;)
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