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 05.01.2015
Before the sleep. The girl with whom I have been together for almost a year: I sleep a long time, the main light is turned off and the headphones are taken.
For a long time I wanted to ask, but why is this ritual always and why do you sleep so long?
- Well, until you catch all the cockroaches, sort them out, reconcile and calm them down...
I marry. Just got married!
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