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 06.01.2015
Yesterday the exam was, came to him from a big and evil body and everything for some reason does not stick and does not work, but the fellow group sat and smiled at something, looking at this ticket, although his condition was similar to mine, and to hysterical joy it did not look like, felt sincerity in his emotions, after which, not long thinking, he stands up and confidently with a smile on his face goes to the bedroom with ready answers.
The first thing he did was to start telling some New Year’s verse, with spells, but still with intonation loudly and clearly, as it should be. After that, he approaches the board and begins to paint... Snowmen... his talent was obviously present, Snowmen succeeded. From above it was also signed: Granddaughter of Santa Claus.
Discomfort reigned in the whole audience, at first I thought that I had some problems in my head, considering that this exam was conducted by our dean and liked to deduct unreliable students even for non-essential provinces, but all to one took off their tickets and watched the outcome with an annoying smile.
After painting a slim Snegurka, he approaches the basement with a note, the dean shrinks there something and says: "With the new year went to the figure!!)
As it turned out in the check-in he had five, and that ticket was one for all our flow, which the dean in honor of the New Year himself wrote))
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