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 07.01.2015
I picked up my wife’s phone. There is a telephone, air conditioning and satellite control function. Only his wife and children did not know about it. Well, everyone sits next to the calf, I kind of knock on my wife's phone, and then the channels began to switch, the volume changed, the older daughter would return to the desired channel, the volume leveled. I am again. I watch everyone strained, I still scream the guy stop talking, picked TNT-wat and watch him. Those in refusal, I see soon the bricks fall. For three minutes I was enough, I couldn’t stand, I stumbled. Then he hid in the garage, trying to beat.
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