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 08.01.2015
The cat with a tremendous speed cut circles around the apartment, grim, top and falling with a frequency of about once every 15 seconds under my feet.
I screamed at him several times – zero emotions.
Then I stumbled on him, well, like cats fighting against each other in a fight.
I don't know what I told him there on the cat, but only the cat stood up, like a buried, licked his eyebrows on me, bended his back and wounded himself - and with a barrel under the couch went off.
True, a minute later he came out, but he did not hooliganize, but jumped onto the window, lay down and began to watch me closely. =) is
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