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 10.01.2015
On the weekend, evil weather promised a snowstorm, and the people rushed to the shops for the most necessary.
The line to the box reminds me of a "slang" from an old phone toy. Look at it and eat its tail.
- Conserves, candles, bread, milk took... - the guy loudly reports to his wife on the phone.
What else to take? The condoms? Disappointed by three? Very good packaging?! to
The boy floats in a smile, turns to the grandmother standing behind:
I will come now. Remember me?
The Grandmother:
My son, I remembered you all.

Roman Rosengurt
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1501/o150108.html#11
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