From this place, in more detail.

Here it is not worth on the first date to call from the camera, from which you just hit a ten-fold zoom. Checked out :(
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A photographer a friend told, at the time of film photography he was wearing a camera "Moscow" on a long belt below the navel. The camera is flat, is put into a working position by pressing a button, pulling out the lens at the "harmonic" centimeters by 30. One day, talking to the girls, he pressed a button. The reaction was a short shock and a long laugh. Author of the original quote, tell me in detail what happened to you? It intrigued!