Just some official came late to a meeting with a big boss, and on the question 'why was he late?' replied 'because there were too many p***races on the roads.

This, by the way, is not so unbelievable, in our city last summer one senior chief shot down a cyclist-son of another senior chief, after which on the local bike forum began complaints that cyclists all over the city are stopped by gauges and in violation of the rules sent from the road to the sidewalk. For a couple of months it burned, and then it silenced.