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 13.01.2015
I bought a battery in my laptop yesterday. Then the company collapsed, the turn came. A specially trained man, who goes to the warehouse for the goods, was very busy with something and the people waited for him for 40 minutes. But not about that talk. Finally, it broke, he brought everything to everyone, another man makes orders - the process went. Now is my turn:

You are 900 thousand. Tell me your name, please.
Amy – Ball
A man kills in the base and with an indiscriminate face:
A polygraphic photographer? So you have purchased it before, you have a 5% discount.

I should have seen those faces in line.
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