From the Hunting Forum:
I went fishing after the snow. I picked up a little jeep. Then the bath, a couple of feet, we sit "men". The women went to the bathroom... the youngest - 3 years old. Well, as usual, we share myths about who, when and how skillfully overcame the roadless.
X: We were once on the buchanka under Tosto blablabla..
Y: And I was at Sakhalin in Taiga in November.
z: Fule Sakhalin, here we have a bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.

The little one sat, listened and listened... And, during the next pause: "And I...And I! And I can write with my eyes closed!"
The next drank silently, realizing that the shirt had done everyone.