From the debt:
Can you take your son away from me? He interferes with me.
The child wants to watch the cartoon!
Remove my son, he’ll fall on my head right now.
It is a pity, right? Sit down, Nikita, sit down, look at your aunt (oh, thank you, how nice it is to be aunt at 26 years old!) the multicore.

Especially for similar cases, it is recommended to keep something like the "Black Bible" in the tablet/phone.