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 16.01.2015

[16:49:13] Evgeniy Ginner: and I got some pedik for the new year shed..mm..I don't even know what it is..on the headphone for the iPhone
[16:49:34] Evgeniy Ginner: in consistency, it looks like caramel from chocolate bars
[16:49:42] Evgeniy Ginner: and now, fuck, the button is not pressed
Well, uncle, what do you want from NG and the crowd of drunk people?
YYY: Well what will you say here?
[16:50:57] YYY: Before the arrival of the guest codles clean the fragile and valuable
[16:51:39] Evgeniy Ginner: They were lying in a difficult place
XXX: The hard-to-reach spot at the party is your anus, the rest is in the most prominent place and interferes with everything.
[16:54:40] YYY: concerning the anus and difficult access - here everything is directly proportional to the drunk and heavily dependent on the gathering team
[16:55:08] XXX: I say that this is the most difficult place to reach, not an inaccessible fortress
YYY: well okay
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