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 16.01.2015
Do you know what +10 kg is? It’s not that winter clothes won’t get stuck, here old socks/strands won’t fit.
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Oh well? A couple of months ago I lost 10 kg of weight. The trousers did not even notice, only the belt for a half hole tightened stronger.

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As usual, the writers perceive the world only through the lunar prism of themselves.
If a small-sized girl from 45 to 55 gains, nothing will fall on her. Everything is right.
If a large-scale cock drops 150 tens of kilograms, he will not notice anything. Everything is right too.
Not absolute numbers are important, but relative numbers.
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