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A situation from my life. The Winter. It is cold. I am in Pushkin. I am looking for an address. I walk through the courtyard. In the yard, the housewife breaks out a carpet. Next to the housewife is a lame such a Labrador. I am 10 meters from them. I stop (I don’t fit!!) And I ask: "Don’t tell me where the house number is here.?" Here the dog jumps up, carries on me, jumps and gets stuck in the hand (good that I’m in the box)...
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When did you change your clothes?