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 18.01.2015

Good day to all!

The car - Nissan GT-R'2013, purchased new in Jenner in the summer of the 13th year.
The owner, who was drunk, lost both transponder keys in the autumn.
Dealer grit - drag the car to us, we unlock and order a new key.
But the problem is that the car lives in the province, parked locked in a underground parking lot with low ceilings.
In short, to evacuate is either impossible, or extremely difficult without damaging the car, although I’ve heard of ultra-low evacuators.

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I need to find those guys who drove my 200, with all the signals and blocked by two cars. They will be able to
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