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 18.01.2015
I will explain:

He repeatedly encountered the phrases of cute ladies such as: "A man is hope and support, a stone wall, but only until the flu does not catch up." Girls, are you really able to act rationally in such a state?
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No, at a temperature below forty no one can, but the trick is that the men begin to depict themselves deadly sick already at a temperature of 37.5. They lie down, decide, ask with a quiet voice for a notary, and run for a notary to write a will. And if the girl is sick, and also on the hospital house is sitting, then by the arrival of the husband home should be cleaned, dinner is prepared and the children are fully served. It doesn’t matter if she is bad. And in general, such nuts as a sick man still look for.
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