Sherloked: I don’t want to wash the boiler.
Lorraine: I have to.
Sherloked: Give me at least one reason why I should do it.
Lorraine: A new form of life has already been born, probably intelligent. Given the furious pace of development, very soon they will expel parliamentarians and want independence, will attract the world public through the media, will call for tolerance, will oblige us to respect our customs and laws. First they will declare the kitchen their territory, and then demand compensation for years of ruthless extermination of relatives. They will proclaim a constitutional monarchy of confusion and expel us from the apartment. And while we are going down to the social bottom, they will get the right to vote and participate in the political life of the country. There will be a few weeks until humanity is enslaved.
Sherloked: I understood, I understood, I went to wash. But with the proud feeling that I am saving the planet.