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 21.01.2015
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We motivate you with flowers, compliments, and you motivate us with matyugs.
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Everything needs to know the measure. A virgin who quarrels is a fool, yes. And to motivate and say "Thank you" need. But how often does a man cook and clean for himself? In my practice there were two men who cooked not only well, but better than me, and did it with pleasure. They cleaned the kitchen - what to clean there, washed the dishes and wiped the table with a cloth. And there was some number of friends who are preparing here in the option to show care once a year". Will they clean the kitchen? Do not laugh. They, proud of the accomplished feat, will joyfully bring their slightly crushed creation, will proudly serve and go to the computer. All of. You with tears of happiness and temperature in your eyes say, “Thank you, dear,” and then you collect the remaining strengths in a bunch and go wash the dishes until it dries, rub the table that has already dried, scratch the bark – like masking a scratched tableboard and wash the plate. Then wipe the floor because it’s wet. And when you’re just thinking about what you’re going to do, you don’t want to thank.
Therefore: men, cute, we love care very much and are ready to say thank you, to give threads for mood and good sex, but not when in response to care you need to wipe off the whole apartment from the consequences of care. Bring the matter to a logical end.
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