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 23.01.2015
<Veter[work]> 3 years ago
<Veter[work]> In the corner of the warehouse our ***** broke the sewer with a loader
<Veter[work]> And not to get rid of it
<disney[work]> how did you get rid of it? )
<Veter[work]> independently "solved the problem" the effect of laying a hammer from a five-liter plastic bottle
<Ziz_> I thought isolated
<Veter[work]> But did not consider that under the floor the pipe also continues
<Veter[work]> Toughened Meat
<Veter[work]> instead of going where you should
<Veter[work]> From damaged under the floor of the pipe perforated around the corner of the building
<Veter[work]> And there safely frozen
<Veter[work]> Blessings are on board -25
<Veter[work]> Gradually freezing blocked the drainage into the sewerage
<disney[work]> I am funny
<Veter[work]> It was found today
<Veter[work]> when from the ceiling of the expedition chamber on the surprised chief of the warehouse struck a disgusting smelly substance
<Veter[work]> Used to find out
<Veter[work]> Driving on the second floor
<Veter[work]> They took the burners and started heating the spot of the breakdown under the floor
<Veter[work]> But little did not take into account that the vertical pillar of fluid feces is under high pressure
<Veter[work]> And naturally when the ice-cockpit was melted
<Veter[work]> fucking geyser e***ul with all its strength and power
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