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 27.01.2015
I rented an apartment for a typical blonde. I gave the keys, after a couple of hours a call from her: the plate is not working. I come, it was just a fork not included in the rooster. A few days later, the call again: "Something wallpapers have started to stick off...". Less or less, the neighbors may have toothed. I come, and this lady glued the linen rope to a bilateral scotch right on the wallpaper on two opposite walls and hung things to dry, wallpapers and ripped off on both sides.
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