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I have both legs in place, but I will not go with friends in my free time to the cafe or to a concert, because from crowded gatherings in my ears, headaches in the evening, and in general such a "rest" is worse than stroke work. I talk with my friends myself with pleasure, but I will not go to the center in the evening without a business, just sit at home and I have the right not to listen to grievances about this, I do not hold anyone at home, with what kind of fool to allow myself to pull in my free time? If the boss of the work where to send, I will push the introversion away and go to perform - but on vacation, forgive me, rest.
My teeth are fine, but my smile is still bad. I'm not going to smile at any photo so as not to ruin it - even though it's not even got.
I had to make an allergy to alcohol, because I don’t drink because I don’t like it, even parents refuse to understand it.
I’m ‘sova’ and, once again, when I need to go to work and study, I’ll get up and sing with a whirlwind. But here in the weekend to call at eight in the morning without a serious goal - the behavior is not of crabs, but of pigs. I don’t call them at night if they don’t "Remedies".

Be calm, no one in your surroundings wants to be "special" at all. He only seeks to defend for himself the right to a human attitude and a zone of personal comfort.
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