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 29.01.2015
I write to a girl:
I: straight I see the picture: from the foam throwing your head on one side (leaning on a towel) and your toes - on the other.
And I am so meekly carrying my hand from your fingers down your foot.
He stayed a little on his legs, then further to his knee.
From the knee on the inner side of the hip
She is stooop!! Oh yeah! I have a brother and a mother!! And I’m already red and chicking suspiciously)))

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What will Katie not go to the bathroom and go on to work? :D

I: Well yeah, you pulled me a little off the track with your borst =)
I thought that in a moment my fingers would be in something very warm and moist, but I didn’t think it would be borst =)
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