The Jazzman:
The city is filled with "Soplia Sobyanina" - half of the melted snow with reagents. Slides and chopsticks. From the bridge on the Belarusian attempts to descend the lady in boots on spikes - each spike length with a pinch, with which she is going to pierce the heart of the prince accidentally met. It is impossible to walk, the staircase is high and steep, the lady just stands, clinging to the fence and pressing her knees. And suddenly, a miracle! On the same staircase, the same prince easily sparks to meet her: tall, blue-eyed, slightly shaved, the coat opened, the shell careless, a portfolio with Gazprom shares in his hand. The wild blossoms, straight his back, looks a little to the side. The prince stretches her hand and smiles.
In the process of smiling, it turns out that half of his teeth are pure gold. There is no second half. He gently gave her hand:
Dear lady! Let me help you! It is possible to go back on the staircase!
The sweet lady whispers through her teeth and says, “Remove it!” and goes down on its own.