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 31.01.2015
Mona calls a friend from Israel in Odessa:
Senna, what’s going on there?
Ukraine is a bit at war with Russia.
Are there any losses?
“Yes, there is... Ukraine lost Crimea, a couple of regions, several aircraft and helicopters, tanks, BMP, various weapons there, decent to the people and...
What did the Russians lose?
“Monia, you won’t believe, the Russians haven’t come to war yet.
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