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 01.02.2015
- One of the most sweet specialties is a doctor of ultrasound diagnostics. A good doctor has sweets filled the whole table. I wonder if it is possible to determine the taste of candy and the presence of nuts in them on the device? Then you do not need to open the packaging and give it to anyone.

Just a X-ray! Just a hardcore!

Well right...
The doctor determines the device,
The radiologist uses the Röntgen ray
The oculist has a lump to read the composition
LOR will make a hole and the otoscope will see,
Gynecologist on the touch through the cardboard (the mirror will completely turn the box...)
Neurologist with a hammer
The therapist will shock and make a diagnosis by a characteristic stroke
And the psychiatrist will talk to the souls, and if the candy doesn't answer him, then it's okay.)
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