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 04.02.2015
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The question:
I bought a car, what next? Where are they all driving?
I bought a car 3 days ago, now where I went on foot, everything goes fast. Where do you usually drive, what would you advise?

The answer:
The case was in the early 1980s. We are at our garage cooperative. I, 10 years old, father and neighbor in the garage. The new "Troika" is coming out. The neighbor says: "Now there is a movie. Walk around the car, squeeze the cloth, pull the puzzles and drive back." Everything was so. The family walked a few circles around the car, the dad smashed the non-existent dust from the paint coating, the daddy herself shone no worse than "Lady", the boy turned around and inside, then pressed on the clayton, grabbed a simple backbone from the daddy and burst. After that, the father of a small but proud family family drove the car into the garage. The morality? These people just bought the car, because the turn came, and what to do with it next just didn’t know.
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