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 04.02.2015
On the shore of a small seaside town, a beautiful woman sits on the bench. An elegant man approaches her and sits next to her. He looks at the sea for a long time, and then turns down on a woman. He smiles at her and looks somewhere away at the winding waves. A woman is pleased to have such a strong and calm man next to her, but she wants him to start a conversation first. But the man is silent, periodically smiling, then the woman, then the sea. Finally, the woman can’t stand and says:
How wonderful you are silent.
The man still smiles, but his smile becomes a little guilty. He gets a notebook from his pocket, writes something there and stretches a sheet of paper to the woman.
She reads and smiles. On the sheet is written:
Sorry, I am dumb, but you are beautiful.
The waves are unhappy about the shore, about something of theirs screams, and two people are silent and just smiling.
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