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 05.02.2015
I have already written about the straw here. Here she made another move. We have this disposition with her (this is important). I am behind the comp, the one stands on the floor under the table, she is somewhere near the comp behind the table: heats up and fills the fan with wool. Sometimes it cries.
My unseen came, told me that she was carrying to me on the wings of love, and then back home. I was like a real knight in search of flavors. Of course, by notifying her text "be careful, don’t touch the Goat!". When I returned, the lady was sitting at my compass, confused to the extreme.
What about Compo? Where is your sting? I could have found a normal one, since it was so sleepy!
I was slightly squeezed and clarified that there is a ho?
It turns out, my beautiful lady came, walked around the apartment and naturally found no one. Then she turned on the computer and immediately heard a strange sound. It turned off. Goal is smoking. Included the same stuff. Kosha decided that since I was not there, the concern for the integrity of my favorite place would lie on her puffy shoulders. In short, my girlfriend was almost crazy, tricking to start chewing at the same time as the compot. I introduced them to each other. The straw became a strawberry, and I am the hero who saved an innocent animal from destruction! and :)
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