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 06.02.2015
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It is immediately visible that the author has never had children and, most likely, does not even know where they come from - the name of the child is recorded at birth, and when issued from the maternity house you get a birth certificate with already, naturally, a written name. Admina Pechenek, cat in the shredder. Your K.O.
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You have no children! In the maternity house, a medical certificate of birth is issued, where it is written that such a child was born, such a number, such a sex. and all!!! to
With this paper, the passports of the parents and the certificate of marriage within a month you need to come to the ZAGS. Where a normal certificate with a name is issued. And as long as he is not there, call the child, though Petrovich, though Ar2D2.
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