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 06.02.2015
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I realized it was time to get married.

The commander asks:
Q: Are you married with us?
I : No.
N: (good) Then you work this Sunday

One evening, at the planner, the boss looked at the employee for a long time, and then said:
Why do you hurry home? You are not married, no one is waiting.
Then he translates to me:
Why do you hurry home? You are already married!
So that...
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