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 06.02.2015
I’m in the car, my wife and aunt.
We go from my wife’s work (world courtroom) where I was repairing the flow in the heating system (and my wife’s secretary there).
Why does the judge not do it, he is a man.
Wife: Because when the site moved to a new room, I asked him, “Do you have tools, a screwdriver and a perforator?” and he said, “No.” There is a two-sided Scotch"
I roared so much that I had time to stop on the side.
Now in the family a new mem about men "He has a home of tools - a bilateral Scotch"
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