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 06.02.2015

Yes, no, it is quite obvious that the more leaves, the warmer. Here in the tundra, for example, there are only trees, they have small leaves. In the middle latitudes it is already better, but only in summer, and in autumn the trees drop leaves and all, soon comes winter. And the heat does not come until the new leaves grow. If, on the contrary, it was, before the first snow would fall, and then the leaves fell, but no - always first the leaves fall, then the frost and snow come.
And in the tropics there are many evergreen trees, there is always warm.

Andrei
All right as well. The sun just grows along with the kidneys.

Dmitry
I think we need to cut forests in the tropics to stop global warming.

Andrei
They do so.

Dmitry
All my genius ideas have already been invented by others.

Andrei
I throw the bottles into the pond to reduce the area of evaporation. Because when the water evaporates in the sky, clouds appear and the sun closes.

Dmitry
You are right, and I think the car is black, why did I buy it?

Andrei
Because there were no others.

Dmitry
so that in the summer the sun heated her and she condensed this heat into the surrounding space, so that in the winter it would be warmer
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