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 06.02.2015
How to strengthen the marasm:

xxx: Today I heard that in Ukraine the film was banned because of the fact that Mila Kunis, who plays the main role, is Ukrainian, but sympathizes with Russia.
YYY: Is it okay? It is given)
xxx: Then the Fifth Element should be banned because of Mila Jovovich, who, by the way, was born in Kiev =)
ZZZ: I am not! It is necessary to ban all films with Bruce Willis because he played in one film with Mila Jovovich!! = = )
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