Doctors for some reason do not despise you for the inability to do a percussion, palpation and the absence of a stethoscope...Normal people, if you explain to them how this thing works, usually everyone understands.

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If you come to the doctors for the third time in a row with a table fork in your hand, they will also begin to despise. There will be a rumor about curvature and imbecilism.