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 08.02.2015
I updated the firmware on this shit iPhone today. There was an opportunity to get the Russian text under dictatorship. I think smoking. Now I will be like cool guys with Android. They just wrote a message:
Did you bring Masha?
I respond and dictate. and selectively!
I brought her, it’s okay.

What did this epic creature get?
I am an idiot, all right.

How?
Source: http://bash.im
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