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 10.02.2015
My husband and I sit on the couch and talk. The son of Daniel (4 years old). My husband jokes and bites me in the foot. The further dialogue:
I: Danya, save me, daddy bites like a dog!
Son: (With a peculiar infantile intonation) Now I will help him turn back into a daddy!
I: Do you have a magic stick?
Husband: I have a magic stick... and it once helped me become a dad.
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