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 11.02.2015
Talk to a friend about different ways of influencing children.
Girlfriend: If mys behave badly, I scare them with Timati’s guards.
A: Do you explain it?
Timothy is our neighbor. He is seldom seen, but his beastly kind of security often hangs in the hall of our entrance. When we go out for a walk or come home, we often see them. The children are silenced in reverent horror when they see these closet-like men, who all the team even in the cargo elevator with difficulty accommodate at the same time. Here I tell you that they are sitting there waiting for mothers to give them their disobedient children. They believe.
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