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 11.02.2015
My story was here...
One day I went to the store "The Cross", I needed a sweet pepper.
I approach the vegetables, there is a container, before which 2 different prices are attached: sweet red pepper 219 rubles, sweet orange pepper 179 rubles. tk. In the container were 2 varieties of red and orange pepper: pepper packaged and pepper dispersed, I read on the packaged - "red pepper" and I conclude that the dispersed pepper is orange pepper. I go to weigh.
The seller is a girl:
Do you want to help?"
Help me if it’s not difficult.
Weighing, weighing machine splashing check - "red pepper, price - 219 rubles/kg...". Why is it orange? Do not believe. I suggest going to see.
The lady in the trade approaches the vegetables... and with a light movement of the hand breaks off the price bar with orange pepper, nervously swinging it in the fist... I wonder what’s going on? Explains that it’s all red pepper, don’t you see, and orange is here, and points his hand to the neighboring container... in which lies a green with yellow veins pepper, and 2 labels with different prices before which they say – “sweet pepper green” and “sweet yellow-green pepper”.
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