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 11.02.2015
About the upbringing of cats: I watch a cute kitten - scratches, then begins to scratch and bite - on the pope, at the first attempt... grew up. cat red under four kilos, but : on the table with me does not climb (at mom please), does not scratch me (mama please), does not scratch anything at all, with me or without me, because I will lead, tick my nose and pope... is afraid, respects and loves, cancels the last action on the look, scratches and loves, comes to sleep... just on any "no" action on pope... and he is aware and understands that it is not. I see what he wants, eat, drink, toilet... and he loves and respects... and he knows that the couch does not need to be beat... a child of one and a half years has his tail twisted – and the cat is spinning and looks complaining at me... took the unharmed child, gave the pope (more tail does not turn, the child is cel.. the cat quietly eats food, the croucher looks but does not touch – this is, education, the rest – all-permissiveness with which everything grows.
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