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 13.02.2015
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A girl astrophysicist is not guided by cheap boys, such as "I will get you a star from the sky." It knows exactly - the nearest star of Proxima Centauri at a distance of 4.24 light years, its mass is 150 masses of Jupiter.
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The boy-renan astrophysicist believes that the nearest star is called the Sun.

and an anecdote:
Do you want me to get you a star from the sky?
There are no stars! You are at home today!
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