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 13.02.2015
Dialogue with the customer (Z) on the development of the logo:

Q: I am sending a letter from a lady who is very asking for a logo. He doesn't know exactly what he wants - "bright and fun, but to look professional anyway." I am sorry. She still wants a slogan under the logo, but we haven’t yet come up with what((( Can You Play?
I: Is there a logo or is it from scratch?
From zero, they were recently born.
I: Is there a website?
Q: Where do the cookies come from?
I: Are alternative methods allowed?
A: In the sense?
I: quietly stumbled and left - is called found
A: How will it work?

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Q: Come a couple as you can, I’ll show her that she decides. Let’s have one fun, one – stylish and black. Can black with some small colored shirt.
I am: the wicked tz!
Stallone as he could
I: Sorry, but how is the name translated correctly?
Your child has two toys.
One is a pirate because his eyelid has fallen.
Z: second - bamboo giraffe
A: She combined their names.
The bamboo pirate.
Q: Don’t ask what this has to do with consulting, and why they think it’s a good name.
This is a secret covered with shame for me.
J is fucking
A: The Dark
A: Even though it is true.
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