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 15.02.2015
How do you wake up in the morning without being broken? I don’t need advice like “coffee drink” etc. I need a tool so that after waking up there is no feeling of “I want to sleep.”

U: Drink 0.7 vodka before going to bed, then in the morning you will not feel “I want to sleep.” It will feel like "Kill me straight".
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