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 15.02.2015
Short good stories

1st Today my dad came home with roses for mom and me. He said that some of his colleagues today complained about their wives and children, and I was unable to make a company with them.

2nd Today I asked my grandfather’s advice on how to have a relationship and he replied, “Honestly, at the moment I met your grandmother, I was disappointed in trying to find the right woman and just started trying to be the right person. It was then that your grandmother approached me and said, “Hello.”

Three Today it was 10 years since I lived with a husband who would not have become him if not a graduation ball. At the time, my family was trying to end up and we couldn’t afford to even buy a dress. He bought me a dress, helped my parents and through his parents found a job for my dad. We have two children and I still love him.

4 is Today, on our 50th wedding anniversary, my husband took out an old envelope and handed me a love note, which he wrote in 7th grade.

5 is A couple of years ago, when I went out of the hypermarket, I held the door for an elderly lady. She thanked me and said that she would be lucky for the girl who got such a good man. Tonight I went with my wife to the grocery store, we walked by the hand and on the exit I met the same old lady. She held the door for us, blinked and said, “I told you.”

6 is Today, my mom and I sat down and watched the same movie at the same time, even though we were several thousand kilometers apart. I missed her so much and it felt like we were sitting on the same couch and it was so warm in the shower.

7 is Five years ago I took a puppy from a shelter for sick dogs, he had constant seizures. Today he grew up and he has recovered, and now he is my service dog.

8 is My daughter was 28 years old, a firefighter saved her life when she took her out of a burning building. During the process, he injured his leg, and doctors said he would never be able to walk normally again. Yesterday he laid down his trunk and slowly led my daughter to the altar. I didn’t want the best husband for my daughter.

9 is Today, for the first time in six months, I called my best friend and apologized for not being able to support him in a difficult moment. He said to me, “I knew you would call me... Come...”

10 is Today was my little sister’s 14th birthday. She has Down syndrome and has no friends. My boyfriend came to dinner with flowers, but said they were not for me. He entered the house and gave it to his sister. She was so excited. He took us two to a restaurant and we had a great evening.

11 is I am a poor student, I always have no money and I feel unhappy because of it. But when I get an e-mail from my father, who was left overseas, saying he loves and misses me, I feel like the richest man on earth.

12 is My parents help with the rehabilitation of heroin addicts. They were like that, 17 years ago, but they changed when they found out my mother was pregnant with me.

Thirteen My grandmother died today. She was the glue that kept our family together. There were so many people at the funeral today. It turns out that she was loved by many, and everyone approached and said thank you for keeping her until the last day.

14 is Today I learned that my biological mother was a drug addict who died of an overdose when I was three years old. But today I can say that I will be proud to call my mother the woman who raised me and took me out of the shelter.

15 is Today, after we all watched our grandmother squeeze 100 candles on the cake, she raised her eyes, looked at all of us, 27 members of the family, and said, “You are my family. I am very proud to be a part of your life.”

16 is Two years ago, my mother was attacked and her scars remained on her face. And my brother and I every week, wherever we are, call and say that she’s the most beautiful of us.

17th Today I helped cook food for the homeless. The man to whom I gave the sandwich said he didn’t want to and asked to give it to a friend who was behind him. “He’s birthday and I want to give him a gift, but all I can do is sacrifice myself for him.” His friend was delighted. People who have nothing value the little things that we do not notice.

18 is I passed by a woman with two dogs. One of the dogs had no legs, but they both cried. I asked what happened. The owner smiled and told her that one dog had lost a leg while protecting the other and now the other is choking because she is grateful to her.

19 is Today, playing with my 20-month-old daughter, I pretended to be asleep. She covered me with a blanket, knocked on my back, and then kissed me gently in the lips. This is exactly what I do when I put her to sleep.

20 is My two-year-old daughter, who didn’t know how to swim, fell into the pool, I was in the kitchen and when I ran, the yard dog had already pulled her out of the pool, carefully pressing her dress in her teeth. Now we have a dog.
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