What about the cool frighteners, as the grandmother pulled used condoms out of the boiler and, without scratching, extracted the content? Well, in general, if the grandmother hit the head to give birth, she will give birth. No matter from whom, then they send that contraception did not work, the moon is there in the third house. and all.
There are, of course, radical methods, but against female stupidity they are all powerless.

Well, you don't want to choose smart, let the fool, the main thing is that the breasts are bigger, and gave it right on the first date.