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 18.02.2015
My friend (P) fell sick after the fall. I walked for a few days, endured, and then went to the doctor. It turned out - a cyst, inflammation, you need to cut. From the evening correspondence to VK:
Q: There is, it turns out, such a congenital abnormality - the cyst of the copper. If I understood it correctly, it was such a very small hole under the tail. And here is the infection and greetings. I also have an anomaly – a hole. There is no tail, no tail. The logic.
Q: Oh, I know about myself the verse: "Ura, ura - in the ass of a hole!"
Q: In short, the operation was successful. Only the child hurt, all three minutes mothered and apologized to the doctor for the mat, then mothered again. I lay on the floor with my ass on top, and on top of it was an ice cream bean. He told me to apply cold. The cat came, but it was heavy and not cold - she drove away.
Q: I have an interview tomorrow. How do I get there, I ask, will I go? She found time, and could not wait for two days.
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