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 18.02.2015
This is what bombarded you, man.

The Lady:
It is...
In fact, where do you get these new ones?
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Dick, mill, there is no other!
It is...
Do you know why? First, because to dynamize guys you start from school. A little later you will be served with a bunch of bugs and a car, and those who have less money and no car - you don't care.
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If you did not lie with you on the first request - it is not called dynamite. It is not about you at all. She doesn’t have to want you if you want her. Bob and the car? Well, how can you tell... when I was 18, I wasn’t interested in such things, because the bables and cars, of my peers, were only in the grandchildren-puppy sons. They are broken, ah. Tagged in Nafig. But when a man at 30-35 years of age is naked, like a soccer - no savings, nothing achieved in life or everything he earns - instantly flies, it already speaks about his character and mental abilities. In our time, the poor genius are surprisingly few; usually, if he lived half a life, and after the soul not a penny - it means a fool. Why do I need a fool? She found herself a smart programmer: spends little, spends a lot - for family, for the future. It does not disappear, but it disappears. Household, car, occasional restaurants, holiday to Hawaii once a year we drive - all costs half. Each of us would not be able to afford it, but both of us – like two fingers, ah. Oh, how bad and terrible it is to want a beautiful life and work for it!
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