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 18.02.2015
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I am in the same bed with a girl. There is no sex, justified by the fact that today "I am not ready". The girl offered to meet, she offered to stay overnight. I only know the girl for a few hours. The feeling that she didn’t have a foolish place to spend the night...
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Never ever! Never go to bed with a girl you don’t have sex with.
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What is wrong? He hugged, made his legs a stalk, pressed his back to him, calmly breathed her in the cheek and - sleep! Not because you want to fuck her, but because she wants to sleep! The same for you!
"Prenovate" - this means, precisely: "Prenovate".
And if you’re going to fuck, it’s called "She offered to fuck".

P.S One day, in the community, I had to depict a "rough man": the girls told each other all sorts of horrors at night. Then they came to us in the room and demanded a man who would sleep and not reach out. :))) Commonwealth, 1991, room for 6 girls, early in the morning, the girl goes to the toilet and sneezes at me - shaking on the carpet in front of the door" :)))
All of you BOBRA :)
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