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 19.02.2015
In any unclear situation, use a condom if the brain has already turned off or has been stolen.

I am divorced and she is divorced, the children have grown up already, we are going to get married, we are doing repairs in a new apartment,
I asked the dryer in the bathroom to make, and there is one wall brick, the other-drink.
I don’t know what kind of attachment to use, where to stretch the condom?
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