bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 29 - ]
 20.02.2015
This, this and this:
— — —
One thing is when a guy gives a girl a vibrator or another toy himself, or when a girl discovers the presence of a vibrator, offering to involve him in joint sex games. What an insult. Completely different - when the presence of this same vibrator was a secret of the girl and discovered accidentally after his breakdown. This is really offensive, and I hope I explained above why.
— — —
Tell me, and if the girl after moving to the guy accidentally found on his computer porn - you also need to arrange a scandal and get out with things? How can he dare to look at other people’s naked babies if he has his own? Or maybe you will finally realize that girls also have physiological needs? You would also have a joke here on the topic "I started living with a girl and she turns out to be crazy! Life did not prepare me for that. It’s humiliating, I dropped it!"
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna